Friday, August 25

Friday morning jokes

Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. One say, "Hey, it looks like you're wearing a tuxedo." The other says, "What makes you think I'm not?"

A penguin walks into a bar and asks, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender says: "What's he look like?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

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