Monday, February 18
The Poetry of Roger Clemens
Ah, it's not quite the Cosmic Baseball Association, but Slate has The Poetry of Roger Clemens. My favorite:
"Headaches"
Kids come to my house and work out.
I invite them to come work out.
The littler kids,
I try to get them to sign a waiver
In case a bat comes out of my hand, or a ball.
We've experienced that.
That's headaches.
-Feb. 5, 2008, Roger Clemens deposition
"Headaches"
Kids come to my house and work out.
I invite them to come work out.
The littler kids,
I try to get them to sign a waiver
In case a bat comes out of my hand, or a ball.
We've experienced that.
That's headaches.
-Feb. 5, 2008, Roger Clemens deposition
